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The judge asks the man for his occupation.
"I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies.
"And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the morning when police arrived at the scene", the judge inquires.
"I was making a bolt for the door".

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Jokes

Q. Why did the locksmith do stand-up comedy during his off time?
A. Because he always got the audience keyed up.

Q. Why didn't the blonde freak out after she realized she forgot her key?
A. She remembered she didn't lock the door.

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